Andre Monserrat
I am the last surviving operative in a genetics experiment started by Hasbro in the mid-80s. My original mission was to infiltrate and undermine the Microsoft cartel using any means at my disposal. Obviously, I failed.
Being grown in a vat has more advantages than one might think. My heart is incredibly resilient and has withstood many blasts of C4 cunningly disguised as beautiful women.
Since a subroutine routinely wipes my memory at random intervals, the world is evergreen and full of possibility.
For some reason sunsets stop me in my tracks and I stand in the rain instead of running inside and can almost hear a voice in the wind and I waste time and practice compassion even though it is a symphony and the world spins faster than my feet and her glance can be like a laser sight bobbing around my forehead.